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JFK AND LEE HARVEY OSWALD
Lee Harvey Oswald's name has 15 letters. If you subtract six letters, so does John Fitzgerald Kennedy's.

LAURYN HILL AND BARBARA BUSH
Neither Ms. Hill nor Mrs. Bush have a secretary named "Kennedy" or "Lincoln"

REPRESENTATIVE BOB BARR (R-GA) AND A SPHINCTER
Well this is really too obvious.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND DOM DELUISE
Lincoln was born in a log cabin. Dom Deluise puts Log Cabin syrup on his pancakes.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND REPRESENTATIVE HENRY HYDE (R-IL)
Lincoln was shot by an actor. Hyde should be shot by anyone.

HITLER AND JOHNNY DEPP
Hitler had a dog named Blondie. Johnny Depp reads the comic strip "Blondie."

JOHNNY DEPP AND DEBORAH HARRY
Right, you got it.

SHOCK JOCK DON IMUS AND THE LATE PORN STAR JOHN HOLMES
Imus has a really big mouth.

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