 | SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF |
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NATO officials admitted responsibility in the deaths of 70 civilians in a
refugee convoy, calling the bombing of the convoy "a tragic error." A NATO
spokesman said NATO had only made two mistakes in the current conflict, the
shelling of the convoy, and "getting into this mess in the first place."
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| CHECKS AND BALANCES |
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 President Clinton resumed trade talks with China after being pressured by many
US execs whose companies see business opportunities there. Said our President
"It's true that as far as human rights goes, China is an extremely backward
country, and it's also true that China has the capability of launching missiles
that would wipe out 85% of America's population. However, the 15% who survived
would find an extremely favorable and highly profitable business climate."
Business execs cheered the announcement.
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| PROMOTIONS, PROMOTIONS |
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Xerox Corporation President Richard Thomas has been appointed CEO, Xerox
announced today.
Xerox Corporation President Richard Thomas has been
appointed CEO, Xerox announced today.
Xerox Corporation President Richard
Thomas has been appointed CEO, Xerox announced today.
Xerox Corporation
President Richard Thomas has been appointed CEO, Xerox announced today.
Xerox
Corporation President Richard Thomas has been appointed CEO, Xerox announced
today.
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| AL SCHENCK HAS LEFT THE BUILDING |
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Al Schenck of Rochester, New York, has won the Las Vegas Hotel Owners award
as this year's least successful Elvis impersonator.
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