WITH THE AMAZING MIRACLE CAP YOU CAN DEVELOP YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITY TO MAKE PEOPLE DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO!

How often have you said to yourself "Gee, life would be much more fulfilling if I could only make people do exactly what I want them to at all times?" Well, now you can.  Yes it's true, you can master your own psychic powers and actually project your will upon others.  Through the miracle of thought transference, your wishes will enter the mind of anyone you choose, and without even realizing the ideas came from you, they will do EXACTLY WHAT YOU TELL THEM TO!

Skeptical? So were we. Does it seem to good to be true? We thought so too.  But it really works.To prove it, try this little test.  Think of a number between 6 and 8.  Your answer is...seven!

Alright, if that didn't convince you, try this more complicated test. How much is 3 + 3?  How much is 4 + 2?   How much is 2 + 4?  How much is 5 + 1?  How much is 1 + 5?

Okay, now quick, think of a vegetable.

The vegetable you thought of was carrot.

Magic you say?  Not at all.  We knew what you'd select because we are wearing our electronic alpha-wave, high frequency, 21st century thought transference cap. With this amazing device you will be able to read minds like they were children's stories (which many of them are). You will be able to see the deepest thoughts of your fellow human beings. And most important...you will be able to project your own desires into the heads of others, so they will do what YOU want them to do.

Inventor Albert Fetzer shows off his miracle cap.

The stylish Miracle Cap is an amazing breakthrough in electronic achievement.  It operates on two D batteries (not included).  When worn according to instructions, the Miracle Cap will do all we promise and more.  But even if you think we're making it all up, you have nothing to lose, because the Miracle Cap comes with a 90 day money back guarantee. Yes, if you are not 100% satisfied, return your Miracle Cap for a full refund (less shipping and handling) with no questions asked.

Order now, send only $119.95 plus $79.50 S&H to:

MIRACLE CAP
Drawer 7, Cellblock B, Solitary Confinement Wing
111 Penitentiary Boulevard, Joliet, Illinois

Start getting your own way NOW.  Make checks payable to Account of Inmate #744977.
Disclaimers:  Not to be used for gambling or for illegal purposes. Not for minors. Small scalp incisions required.  Avoid bathing and precipitation while wearing cap. Manufacturer is not responsible for results of any activity caused by the Miracle Cap.

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