LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFTS ALWAYS IN STOCK from MCGUFFIN'S GIFT SILO:
FOR THE KITCHEN:
Brussels Sprouts cooker. This chrome and enamel gem cooks Brussels
Sprouts to tasty perfection every time. Simply add a measured amount of water, plug it in, and in just minutes you'll have tasty, healthful
Brussels Sprouts, cooked just the way you like 'em.
Five pounds of
Okra. Everyone loves okra, and what better way to send the spirit of the south to friends or relatives than this decorative, reusable gift box containing five pounds of the finest quality okra. Southern-grown by okra experts, this thoughtful gift says "Hey everybody, let's gumbo!"
FOR THE BATHROOM
Litter Box Aroma Intensifier. Ever wonder why your cat sometimes ignores his litter box? Perhaps the aroma isn't strong enough to entice kitty. Use our 10 oz. spray can of irritating chemicals and oils to strengthen litter box odors so your cat (and your guests) will always know where the rest room is.
Whitney Houston "Louder, Longer, Louder"
Often called a "fourth-rate Diana Ross" Whitney earns the title with this new CD.
Contains "Screaming" "Listen to me Yell" "Here Come the Hogs" "Shriek" others
Sarah McLachlan "Slower than Ever"
The Queen of Tempo scores again with hits like "Two Weeks to Sing this Song" "Funeral Yodel" "Dinner Will Be Ready Next Friday" "Racing With A Slug" and more.
Jim Brickman "Popular But Why?"
A greatest hits CD.
Mariah Carey "Getting Older"
Shallow reflections from the bimbo of pop.
Ann Coulter Selects The World's Best Political Jokes
Humor from fast talking, horse-faced Ann Coulter, the whore of babble on. Here's just a sampling of hilarious activist humor from Geraldo Rivera's favorite Fascist :
(What do you call the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan?) Daddy.
(Why do Germans hate Jews?) What a stupid question.
(Why is a raven like a writing desk?) Because George W. Bush will be the greatest president in the history of the United States.
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