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THE REAL THING
"These decoys look almost alive, don't they?"
"Yes, especially the one in the baseball cap."
WE ARE STARLIGHT, WE ARE GOLDEN
Carl Tesser makes sure he'll be first in line for Woodstock 2000.
PERKS
State Troopers never have to pay for anything.
CUSTODY
I've changed my mind, Larry, you can have custody."
HISTORY OF "THE SIMPSONS"
PART ONE. THE FIRST WRITERS' MEETING "So Bart says 'Eat my shorts!'"
"How about 'stick my shorts' or 'shove my shorts?'"
"I don't know...maybe 'smoke my shorts?'"
"Too drug related. It should be 'kiss my shorts.'"
"Gentlemen, you're missing the big picture. It's 'have dinner with my
shorts.' Now THAT'S funny."
UNITED THEY STAND?
"...in the next category, "Who Would Step On Your Face For a Dollar?"
the nominees are..."
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--Bill
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