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MY HEART BELONGS TO DADDY
Etheridge revealed that the father of her children is David Crosby. Says
Etheridge "I selected David, because I really want my children to have the genes
of a big fat crack addict."
HERE COME THE JUDGE
Supreme Court ruled this week that running from a police officer is sufficient
grounds for police to stop and search. According to Chief Justice William
Rhenquist, "This is great. We're not that far from 'use all necessary
force' which means the police can start shooting those darkies in the back when
whether he thought the use of the term "darkies" was not demeaning, inappropriate
and racist, the Chief Justice replied "Please--I was being as polite as
possible." Justice Clarence Thomas, in a separate opinion, agreed.
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERED HOUSECOATS GONE?
The Sylvan Estates Nursing Home evicted its 120 elderly tenants
and closed its doors last week. It will be torn down to make room for a
supermarket and a dry cleaners. Shown is an artist's rendering of what
the destroyed home will look like.
QUESTION OF THE WEEK:
What would they do if they
found out marijuana cures pedophilia?
"Oh man, if they catch me here, are they ever gonna sue
these people, because I'm a trademarked symbol of McDonalds, but I just had to
come over and ask you to please click on a couple sponsors right here at my
favorite chat site, Fool Moon. See, for every click, another customer
comes into a McDonald's restaurant. In fact, I'd say for every click about
ten MILLION customers come into a McDonald's restaurant. Anyway, there are
sponsors right here on this page. Please click on them. You're good
people, I mean that. Have you ever considered clowning as a profession?
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