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10,452 readers replied to our most recent poll, and here are the results.
We asked "What is the most repellent feature of political campaigns?" Your
answers:
Calls from Political Action Committees asking for
donations...3%
Mudslinging ads....4%
The candidates....93%
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The U.N. criminal tribunal for former Yugoslavia found five
Bosnian Croats guilty of crimes against humanity for the brutal killings of
Muslims in a central Bosnian village in April 1993. HVO soldiers, with
black-painted faces, burned houses, barns and livestock in the cold-blooded
massacre. The soldiers will be sentenced under American law for murder and
wearing blackface during the commission of a crime.
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HE CAN DRINK WATER AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME |
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Republican
Presidential hopeful Gary Bauer is denying rumors that he spent three summers
from 1976 through 1978 working in Catskill Mountain resorts as a ventriloquist's
dummy named "Randy".
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HE TRIPS THE LIGHT FANTASTIC |
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Local dancer Kerry Lingle Jr. stars in the recently discovered Ned Rorem ballet
"The Giant Hand" now playing at Lincoln Center in New York. Lingle dances
the part of Norwood, an openly gay football player.
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