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TOP SECRET GWYNETH PALTROW & METALLICA X-RATED VIDEO

 Gwyneth Paltrow and Metallica - secret X-rated video

We heard one exists.  If you know of anybody who has a copy, please get in touch, as we haven't been able to find one anywhere, and we're beginning to think we gave our twenty dollars to that guy in the bar for nothing.

 

THE BELLS ARE RINGINGSupervisor and Customer Service Representatives

Major telephone companies worldwide are locked in a fierce battle to see which service can reduce the most customers to tears.

OWWW CANADA

Alan Rock, the health minister of Canada, proposed that Canadian tobacco companies place pictures of cancerous lungs, lips, etc. on cigarette packs, in hopes it will encourage people to quit.  In a related story, the FCC asked congress to require Howard Stern's radio program be labeled with the picture of a vomiting maggot.  Neither proposal is expected to get much attention.

WARNING: SPORTS JOKE

In an exclusive interview, we asked Israeli Prime Minister Barak if he thought there was danger from Jordan.  He said "Yes, I believe he'll be able to turn the Wizards around."

DEATH WITHOUT PAROLE


Gina Reese's job is to play "The Hot Canary" just outside the Florida death chamber whenever an inmate is being electrocuted.  The supreme court will rule shortly on ACLU complaints that subjecting condemned inmates to her playing constitutes "cruel and unusual punishment."

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