The cast of the Blair Witch Project
HEATHER DONAHUE: Hi, did
you see the movie? How did you like my nostrils?
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JOSHUA LEONARD: Oh sure,
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HEATHER DONAHUE: No,
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JOSHUA LEONARD: If you
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