The answer is: Israeli-Palestinian conflagration. What is the question?

The question is: Name three words George W. Bush can't spell.

Robert W. ("Robert") Pickett, the Indiana man who fired shots at the White House last week said he was not intending to kill George W. Bush. Doctors said that not wanting to kill Bush could be considered evidence of Pickett's insanity.

YO, IT'S THE NAPSTER DUDE


The founder of Napster, Shawn Fanning (r.) is shown here with his attorney and "friend" Jonathan Schiller.

Guests of Untrue News stay at the National Hotel, featuring cheap breakfasts, a bedspread in every room and a cigar stand in the lobby.

New York City Mayor Rudolph (Adolf) Giuliani said yesterday he wants to slap "decency standards" on artwork at city-funded museums after a photo depicting Jesus as a nude woman was unveiled at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. 

Calling the photo, which is titled "Yo Mama's Last Supper" disgusting and outrageous, the Mayor told Untrue News,  "If we had decency standards, I'd submit that this photograph would never be exhibited in a building funded by the taxpayers." Untrue News submits that if there were decency standards, Giuliani would not be running the city.

In a related story, cellist Yo Yo Ma sued Ms. Cox, claiming that the black woman depicted in the photo "looks nothing at all like me."

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A Texas oilman admitted yesterday that he was at the controls of the US submarine Greeneville when it smashed into a Japanese trawler. The businessman, John Hall, gave the first detailed account of the collision and insisted that the ship's commander used the sub's periscope to survey the surface and found no other ships in the area.

Hall was late to a Today Show interview, following a car accident. Hall said his wife told him he was clear on the right.

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Meeting on Friday, George W. Bush and Mexico's President Vicente Fox discussed the opening of the US--Mexican border as a gesture of good faith towards better relations between countries.  In an exclusive interview with Untrue News, President Fox said "Open borders will not only mean easier emigration for our citizens, it will make for a smoother flow of South American cocaine into the United States. I don't know if Mr.. Bush was aware of this or not. " Mr.. Bush was suffering from a stuffy nose and irritated septum and could not be reached for comment.