POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK

The conservative group Accuracy in Media is stepping up its criticism of Fox News host Bill O'Reilly. Contributing editor Cliff Kincaid took O'Reilly to task for his liberal views on the death penalty, global warming and homosexuality, as well as an interview with the owner of a legal brothel in Nevada. "This is the kind of story that makes conservatives wince" said Kincaid. "What about the morality of having sex with strangers outside of marriage?"

McGuffin's The Untrue News interviews Cliff Kincaid.

Mark McGuffin: Mr. Kincaid, what is the "liberal" view of global warming?
Cliff Kincaid: That it exists.
MM: What is the liberal view of the death penalty?
CK: That it's an inappropriate punishment for children.
MM: And the liberal view of homosexuality?
CK: That the death penalty is inappropriate for that too.
MM: About having sex with strangers, how do the conservatives feel about that?
CK: It's totally, absolutely, unequivocally wrong.
MM: Why?
CK: Read the Bible.
MM: The Bible has many instances in which people have sex outside of wedlock.
CK: That's just the old testament, it doesn't count as scripture. Why do you think they call it "old?"
MM: Doesn't Jesus save Mary Magdalene?
CK: Yes, but he didn't have sex with her.
MM: How do you know?
CK: Because sex outside of marriage is evil, sinful and wrong.
MM: Why?
CK: Because the Bible says so. The 7th commandment is "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery."
MM: You just said the old testament doesn't count as scripture.
CK: Don't try to twist my words.
MM: As a Christian, do you believe in "love the sinner, hate the sin?"
CK: I'm an Ultra-conservative Christian. I hate the sinner and the sin."
MM: I see.
CK: I pretty much hate everyone.
MM: You'd like the world to be as you believe it should be.
CK: Not me, as Jesus said it should be.
MM: Didn't Jesus say "let he who is without sin cast the first stone?" Isn't that against the death penalty?
CK: There you go with that whore Mary Magdalene again. You're obsessed with sex.
MM: What did Jesus say about global warming?
CK: Since global warming doesn't exist, Jesus had nothing to say about it. Look Mr. McGuffin, I urge you to repent your journalistic ways and join us, be reborn and find salvation through the lord Jesus Christ.
MM: Would I have to hang out with people like you?
CK: Yes.
MM: Pass.