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When I grow up...

WINNERS OF THE MCGUFFIN'S 'THE UNTRUE NEWS'
4TH GRADE ESSAY CONTEST.

TOPIC: When I Grow Up, I Would Like To Be...

by Seth Herschfeld, 9, Bemidji, Minnesota:

When I grow up I want to be a wine writer because then you can pretty much say anything you want and nobody ever calls you on it, and also you don't have to know anything except to say "it tastes like plums, blackberries and raisins" and even though wine probably doesn't even taste like that, nobody is going to criticize you because they think you're an expert.

by Stephanie Kendrick, 9, Ft. Meyers, Florida:

I would like to be like Mother Teresa and help dirty, gross, disgusting people all over the world.

by Amy Kasagawa, 9, Bridgeport, Connecticut:

I would like to be like the woman who wrote that book about the twelve cadences of rhythmic and tonal romanticism as the basis of modern poetry, because she also has a horse and a truly cool piercing.

by Eddie Herschfeld, 12, Bemidji, Minnesota:

When I grow up I want to be a wine writer because then you can pretty much say anything you want and nobody ever calls you on it, and also you don't have to know anything except to say "it tastes like plums, blackberries and raisins" and even though wine probably doesn't even taste like that, nobody is going to criticize you because they think you're an expert.

by Nick St. Lucifer, 9, Hell:

HAHAHA. YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED BY DEMON DEVIL SATAN MAN FROM HELL. HAHAHA. YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME. HAHAHAHA HA
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