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Karl Rove InterviewMcGuffin's The Untrue News interviews Karl Rove

McGUFFIN: People are accusing you of "outing" Valerie Plame.

ROVE: Outing her? I didn't even know she was gay.

McGUFFIN: In the sense of giving her name to the press.

ROVE: Is she really gay? That would help me a lot.

McGUFFIN: Did you mention her name to Novak, and/or to Judith Miller of the Times?

ROVE: Now you listen to me. (pointing finger) I did not name that woman. Miss Plame.

McGUFFIN: You never indicated to anyone that she may have been involved as an undercover operative of the CIA?

ROVE: How could I? I didn't even know she was gay, let alone with the CIA.

McGUFFIN: The entire investigation is made up by your political enemies?

ROVE: Apparently by my political GAY enemies, Mr. McGuffin.

McGUFFIN: There's no need to glare at me, sir. Let's get back to the topic.

ROVE: Good. Now tell me more about Valerie Plame being gay. You know, I always thought her husband was wearing  helium shoes, if you know what I mean.

McGUFFIN: I don't know anything about her.

ROVE: Those gay women, I've gotta tell you. I'm more or less a eunuch, but sometimes they really light my fuse. Sorry, don't interpret that as intent to bomb. Hahahah.

McGUFFIN: Sir, our readers really want to know...

ROVE: Off the record. Have you ever seen a couple of those lezzies in action? I almost wanted sex, it was so hot.

McGUFFIN: We're not off the record.

ROVE: I was quoting Joe Wilson, about his wife, the CIA spy.

McGUFFIN: There, you just did it!

ROVE: I never mentioned a name. I never said Joe Wilson's wife was Valerie Plame, the lesbo.

McGUFFIN: She's not a...

ROVE: Don't start dodging now, you're the one who brought it up.

McGUFFIN: Thank you for your time, Mr. Rove.

ROVE: When the going gets tough, you crumble, don't you?

McGUFFIN: I'm seeing diminishing returns here.

ROVE: Just like all you liberal lesbians.

McGUFFIN: Will that stand as your last word?

ROVE: God bless the United States of America and President George Bush, and Vice President Dick Cheney, and the Halliburton Corporation and their subsidiaries.

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